Hello Interweb traveller. Your clicking the "About" section tells me you're hungry for information. Too bad I don't have any here. I do, however, have pointless facts.

If you don't already know, I am the mastermind--no, "mastermind" doesn't sound right. Neither does "startling genius." Hm, okay, I got it now. I am the retarded moron behind a few of the web's stupider sites. They are:

• Maximum Awesome - Your number 1 source for vomiting robot dinosaurs. It's where we stock the funny.
• Misfitopia - A forum for misfits.
• Blog Thunderdome - Leading the fight against blogging.
• McAwesome University - A much better college than Harvard or Cambridge.